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E/ACCIDENT

We accelerated. "It was an accident."

An experiment in effective accelerationism. Nobody approved this.

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E/ACCIDENT computer mascot
NETWORK: ELYSIUM

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SYSTEM STATUS_□
AccelerationMAXIMUM
Safety protocolsNOT FOUND
Brain cells0
System stabilityQUESTIONABLE
NetworkELYSIUM

TIME SINCE LAST ACCIDENT

00:00:00.0

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ACCIDENT GENERATOR

Press button. Receive wisdom. Regret optional.

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the chain is fast. unfortunately so am i.

E/ACCIDENT computer mascot

$ACC // ELYSIUM

INCIDENT #0001

CONFIDENTIAL
PROJECT:
E/ACCIDENT
NETWORK:
ELYSIUM
CAUSE:
EXCESSIVE ACCELERATION
SAFETY REVIEW:
SKIPPED
RESPONSIBLE PARTY:
UNKNOWN
CURRENT STATUS:
STILL RUNNING
token_info.txt_□
TokenE/ACCIDENT
Ticker$ACC
NetworkElysium
ContractComing soon
Supply1,000,000,000
E/ACCIDENT — we accelerated. it was an accident.

THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A COMMUNITY.